Friday, November 14, 2008

MADhuSUDhan - The Goan

Code Name: MADSUD

Firstly I hope that google doesn't pop-up a error saying out of space .... not because I am writing such a huge book on this guy but it might be the affect of the person I am writing about .... Madhu Sudhan SK ....... well if you didn't understand y I said so ... u must see him .... it's actually his size :) ........ ppl do go atleast a 30 - 40 feet away from MadSud in order to take his full size pic, not yet understood? read the cover story below :

The old NASA study revealed that only China Wall can be clearly noticed on earth from a satellite in the outer space and our India's latest satellite Chandrayan stumped NASA by saying that not one but two things can be discovered; one is China wall and the other is India's MADSUD .... so huge he is!!!! Believe it or not - 3 ppl can comfotably hide behind him .... best for stealth missions 
 
This guy, as far as i know, has intrest in only 2 things .... Cigarette and Trucks!!.
Yes usually men do discuss abt bikes but this guy apart frm bikes is also intrested, obsessed better suits him it seems , with Trucks and all those Heavy vehicles (vehicles of his size) ....... he actualy explains u even abt the make of those trucks, how much load they can tolerate etc etc etc (etc = entirely the crap).

His wish or goal or life ambition is to own a Truck ; I don't remember it's name but to own that truck and take ppl frm mumbai to goa in that truck .... he is also planning to come to office in truck ....... I wish with my whole heart that, atleast in next life, MadSud will be born as a truck driver...... 

He is Highly short - tempered  ....  ppl ask hime to be MORE PATIENT.... More condition is satisfied by his size but patience is still a patient ...... he is soooo short tempered that because of it a lot of heat is generated in his head and his hair turned brown  .... it's getting cooked i guess :).... dude if u continue this way it turns black ... poor guy doesn't have money to buy a punching bag but found a alternative for that ... goes in a local train and punches 2 or 3 ppl everytime he feels like practising kick boxing


He is a good artist.... sketches "The bikes" ....designs will be the correct word ....so good artist he is that we are planning to make a sequel of Oscar Nominee Taare Zameen Par ... with MadSud as the Lead actor. The film will be the story of the same person, Ishant but after 20 years. ;) .... no other details can be revealed at this pt. of time .... 

Let me praise him a little so that he doesn't become angry on me .....

One of the many good things about him is ... He  plays TT Well ...... hmmm if you don't consider that as a good thing ...lemme think  .........well ....aaahh... m still thinking .....well settle down for this TT thing :P

Salman Khan of our account .... conducted Das ka Dum ..... which can also be called as Madhu ka Dum (1 Madhu = 10 PPL)

"ki karta re saiba" is what he shouts when mis hits a TT shot........... "hello shomu" is his    copyrighted sentence whenever he recieves a call that reminds me of another thing ... he has 2 mobile  phones  in the beginning but no one knowss how they became 3 .........only thing i know is he keeps both of them in same pocket :D 

Actually he is a very nice person  .... well some times a lie is better than hundred truths .... this guy really motivates ppl ... his concept of
"Never laugh at someone who want's to be something"
is excellent ... i guess the statement might have been copied frm somewhere else but well it's damn good .... 
That's it for now ... People over there ..... If something happens to me like fracture or brain damage or anything .... you can understand who the culprit is...

1 comment:

Priyanka said...

Vijay.. u missed the dostana part between u and him... The kicks under the table.. etc etc.... We are waiting for the updated blog on this.. the 2.0 version of this!!!!