Megha D. jst thinking abt how 2 start this post n came out with a brilliant idea of listing all the true traits of M.
Megha is a very innocent girl .....truely .... she is so innocent that
when a Juice glass falls down and breaks into pieces she gets surprised to know that even the juice fell out ...
she is so innocent that she thinks the spelling of DESKTOP is DEKSTOP and calls it so ....
Someone once said that if you ask Megha what a cocktail is she questions you back asking "Is it a Vegeterian thing or Non-Veg.?"
she is so innocent that , sitting beside our account manager, she shouts that " I am going on a 8 day leave" and makes it sound like she is going on a 1 month leave while it's just a 3 day leave ..... Megha, keep it up ...India needs ppl like you.
A Hardcore fan of Raj Thakarey ... first person I ever encountered, who admires a politician ...that too Raj thakarey of all the politicians.
Best thing is when she joined as a fresher ...whenever she gets a phone call ... she just goes under a desk to speak the phone ..... best of megha
when we, myself and our PL, spotted her in the canteen (this is the 2nd or 3rd day when she joined our project), with her friends, the next moment she is gone!!! disappeared from he chair .... she actually ran back to office and started working !!! just becoz her PL spotted her taking breakfast .... actually we too cae to have our breakfast :)
The only thing she does is Taking and Giving KT(Knowledge Transfer) .... nothing else ....really ntn else
How To Impress Megha:-
Makeover yourself to looklike Priyanka.(The one Refered in the post below this)
Become a hero just by offering your seat in a bus to someone else.
(Note: She blushes by looking at the ground ....so if you, at any time see her looking at the ground it means only one thing .... she is blushing )
Whenever she says she is on fruit diet, it means that she actually is on cadbury's fruit and nut diet nothing more ntn less.
but one thing is she is hardworker ..... of course the wrk comes rarely towards her.. i guess she scares client by taking raj thakarey's name ... u might not believe it but she even attends the speeches and public deemonstration of Raj Thakarey ... if i write more about that you might get confused about the purpose of this post and think that this post is about Raj not abt Megha
Man I just wish that i knew more words to describe her memory ...
she forgets her employee id when she returns back just after a 5 day leave.
she forgets what she wants to speak before the words travel from her brain to mouth and there by adds a default sentence "mein kya bol rahi thi ... " and then tries to remember those words ...so you won't miss much even if you start listening to her 2 minutes after she starts speaking.
She goes to the library and asks for a book giving the following descriptions:
Colour: Red
Size : "About the size of my Palm"
Author: Don't know
Title : Don't know
Width : less than an inch (Haven't dared to ask the if she knows what an Inch is)
Publication : Don't Know
Reaction of her BF (Best Friend) after reading the blog-
Priyanka Hosmani: sahi
Priyanka Hosmani: i'm so j
Priyanka Hosmani: i feel u know megha more than i do....
Well to conclude this i just say that she is a innocent,Hard working,focussed(focussed on her career) and a good listner as well as a good teacher but such a good conclusion isn't my kind of a job but you people just Bewave ...sry Beware coz she did her schooling in a palace(her school is nothing but once a palace of a king) and as myth says, she also learned Horse riding, sword fighting, etc over there ..... if it weren't for gandhiji , she would have become a Rani Laxmi Bhai-2 and might have fought britishers out of India.... hope she spares me for writing such a blog.
She must be expecting this sentence all the time so including this at the end:
Megha can be described in marathi as - "Ghabrat marathi porigi" / "Darpok Marathi Manoos".
Friday, April 24, 2009
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Priyanka - The Fastest Girl Ever produced by God
It's ben 2 months that i started writing this blog, but it took me so long only because of the person i m wwriting abt .... induction effect is what we used to call that.
Let me start the story right from her child hood ... as the Legend has it:
Long long ago, there lived a small girl, who once, accidentally, happened to listen to the famous story of Hare and Tortoise, this girl was inspired from the victory of tortoise who won the race inspite of being slow and since then the girl took tortoise as a Role model , even today the girl has the only noticeable character of Tortoise ....SPEED. They call her Priyanka .....Huh man she is breathtaingly slower .... atleast in eating...
Well to say abt her, she is a BARbie girl, looks like one (remember barbie dolls does't have brains).
She is sooooooooo slow while eating that her real timesheet comprises more of lunch and snacks time than the time spent working, there are really a lot of things to say abt this girl ....
she is a real expert in generating errors / issues, on the tool we are working , she created so many errors that none can ever think of if she has to write some KEDB(known error data base ) for that , I bet it will exceed the size of complete reference ....
one of my vague guess is if she writes a dairy than the entries would b some thing like
"Today was a bad day i couldn't even create one issue every thing went smooth"
"Dairy, I am elated today for creating a good 14 errors out of which 3 are Showstoppers"
Can u guess who her fav. actor is ....... yuP RAnBIR (btw is your function module working fine .. she has a wiring problem in her brain.)
Quotable Quotes of Priyanka:
"Mujhe koi bhi heroine pasand nahi hai kyon ki sab normal hai"(!!!!)
"Apne account mein tho ladkiya hi nahi hai"
Once a juice glass of some1 fell down and was broken to pieces, some1 told this to Priyanka and Megha their first question was "arre Juice bhi gir gaya kya??"
the only best thing she ever said is when asked abt what she does is she has to recruit some1 similar to her ...she said "ppl like me deserve better opertunities so i won't recruit for this position"
What If:
There were a lot of scenarios abt what if Priyanka had become a.....
Airhostess: Before she asks passenger to tie their seat belt, the flight lands.
Pilot: before the flight gathers speed for take-off, the fuel tank will be empty
Guest in a Candle light dinner: The bill for candles will be more than the amount spent on her Food.
Architect: By the time the design completes the earlier part would be a Antique.
Doctor: By the time operation completes,the patiend would be out of anasthesia effect.
Teacher: By the time she completes teaching alphabets, student will have completed his schooling.
CFO: By the time she releases Quater results, every other company would have released next quater results.
(Enough !!!! I couldn't handle this any more)
Priyanka invents new ways to rid herself of boredom ....3 cheers for that ... I really appreciate that, for example consider the case of getting bored due to routine wrk in our prj.... what she does is .... brings around 10 - 20 ants inher handbag every day, keeps the bag on the desk and the moment an ant comes out she kills it like a war hero ...sry war heroine .... sorry war hero is the crct thing .... so she keeps herself busy and increases her speed day by day ...there by setting examples for others .... i really appreciate that...
people die for her friendship .... never knew why ....
She is the Devil's Advocate ... may not be as good as Karan Thappar but she just judges wethear a person is devil or not [;)] ...ppl come to her and appeal saying they are not Devils.
Well now few more good things abt her:
She is really a cool girl ...takes everything sportively ..... no matter how much fun u make of her she just acknowledges it with a smile (it's true but adding in this blog to remind her to be sportive and not to kill me for such a wonderfull blog) .....ofcourse shoots back with her own witty statements when the time is good for her.
A bit Emotional ......
Never saw anger in her face .... Not even after reading this blog .....
No attitute and no Arrogance really a cool girl.
Sit with her and listen , you hardly get a chance to speak, but you will never feel bored.
Never lets problems come towards her ......
Finally, for all her fans over there ....
She want's to settle down in a appt. in Hiranandini Powai ...which she liked a lot ... so you need to own a flat over there to really become her fan. ;)
Hope the most forgivable priyanka wouldn't mind my post and takes it sportively.All the people over there you can add more things in the comments section .... Priyanka you too can do that ;)
Hey, listen.... I am thinking of writing a Homourous Novel for a long time but just now got an Idea of making you the lead in that and writing about you stories will be hilarious.... what say .... offer is open..... I am not at all joking it's a serious thing to consider.
Let me start the story right from her child hood ... as the Legend has it:
Long long ago, there lived a small girl, who once, accidentally, happened to listen to the famous story of Hare and Tortoise, this girl was inspired from the victory of tortoise who won the race inspite of being slow and since then the girl took tortoise as a Role model , even today the girl has the only noticeable character of Tortoise ....SPEED. They call her Priyanka .....Huh man she is breathtaingly slower .... atleast in eating...
Well to say abt her, she is a BARbie girl, looks like one (remember barbie dolls does't have brains).
She is sooooooooo slow while eating that her real timesheet comprises more of lunch and snacks time than the time spent working, there are really a lot of things to say abt this girl ....
she is a real expert in generating errors / issues, on the tool we are working , she created so many errors that none can ever think of if she has to write some KEDB(known error data base ) for that , I bet it will exceed the size of complete reference ....
one of my vague guess is if she writes a dairy than the entries would b some thing like
"Today was a bad day i couldn't even create one issue every thing went smooth"
"Dairy, I am elated today for creating a good 14 errors out of which 3 are Showstoppers"
Can u guess who her fav. actor is ....... yuP RAnBIR (btw is your function module working fine .. she has a wiring problem in her brain.)
Quotable Quotes of Priyanka:
"Mujhe koi bhi heroine pasand nahi hai kyon ki sab normal hai"(!!!!)
"Apne account mein tho ladkiya hi nahi hai"
Once a juice glass of some1 fell down and was broken to pieces, some1 told this to Priyanka and Megha their first question was "arre Juice bhi gir gaya kya??"
the only best thing she ever said is when asked abt what she does is she has to recruit some1 similar to her ...she said "ppl like me deserve better opertunities so i won't recruit for this position"
What If:
There were a lot of scenarios abt what if Priyanka had become a.....
Airhostess: Before she asks passenger to tie their seat belt, the flight lands.
Pilot: before the flight gathers speed for take-off, the fuel tank will be empty
Guest in a Candle light dinner: The bill for candles will be more than the amount spent on her Food.
Architect: By the time the design completes the earlier part would be a Antique.
Doctor: By the time operation completes,the patiend would be out of anasthesia effect.
Teacher: By the time she completes teaching alphabets, student will have completed his schooling.
CFO: By the time she releases Quater results, every other company would have released next quater results.
(Enough !!!! I couldn't handle this any more)
Priyanka invents new ways to rid herself of boredom ....3 cheers for that ... I really appreciate that, for example consider the case of getting bored due to routine wrk in our prj.... what she does is .... brings around 10 - 20 ants inher handbag every day, keeps the bag on the desk and the moment an ant comes out she kills it like a war hero ...sry war heroine .... sorry war hero is the crct thing .... so she keeps herself busy and increases her speed day by day ...there by setting examples for others .... i really appreciate that...
people die for her friendship .... never knew why ....
She is the Devil's Advocate ... may not be as good as Karan Thappar but she just judges wethear a person is devil or not [;)] ...ppl come to her and appeal saying they are not Devils.
Well now few more good things abt her:
She is really a cool girl ...takes everything sportively ..... no matter how much fun u make of her she just acknowledges it with a smile (it's true but adding in this blog to remind her to be sportive and not to kill me for such a wonderfull blog) .....ofcourse shoots back with her own witty statements when the time is good for her.
A bit Emotional ......
Never saw anger in her face .... Not even after reading this blog .....
No attitute and no Arrogance really a cool girl.
Sit with her and listen , you hardly get a chance to speak, but you will never feel bored.
Never lets problems come towards her ......
Finally, for all her fans over there ....
She want's to settle down in a appt. in Hiranandini Powai ...which she liked a lot ... so you need to own a flat over there to really become her fan. ;)
Hope the most forgivable priyanka wouldn't mind my post and takes it sportively.All the people over there you can add more things in the comments section .... Priyanka you too can do that ;)
Hey, listen.... I am thinking of writing a Homourous Novel for a long time but just now got an Idea of making you the lead in that and writing about you stories will be hilarious.... what say .... offer is open..... I am not at all joking it's a serious thing to consider.
Friday, November 14, 2008
MADhuSUDhan - The Goan
Code Name: MADSUD
Firstly I hope that google doesn't pop-up a error saying out of space .... not because I am writing such a huge book on this guy but it might be the affect of the person I am writing about .... Madhu Sudhan SK ....... well if you didn't understand y I said so ... u must see him .... it's actually his size :) ........ ppl do go atleast a 30 - 40 feet away from MadSud in order to take his full size pic, not yet understood? read the cover story below :
The old NASA study revealed that only China Wall can be clearly noticed on earth from a satellite in the outer space and our India's latest satellite Chandrayan stumped NASA by saying that not one but two things can be discovered; one is China wall and the other is India's MADSUD .... so huge he is!!!! Believe it or not - 3 ppl can comfotably hide behind him .... best for stealth missions
This guy, as far as i know, has intrest in only 2 things .... Cigarette and Trucks!!.
Yes usually men do discuss abt bikes but this guy apart frm bikes is also intrested, obsessed better suits him it seems , with Trucks and all those Heavy vehicles (vehicles of his size) ....... he actualy explains u even abt the make of those trucks, how much load they can tolerate etc etc etc (etc = entirely the crap).
His wish or goal or life ambition is to own a Truck ; I don't remember it's name but to own that truck and take ppl frm mumbai to goa in that truck .... he is also planning to come to office in truck ....... I wish with my whole heart that, atleast in next life, MadSud will be born as a truck driver......
He is Highly short - tempered .... ppl ask hime to be MORE PATIENT.... More condition is satisfied by his size but patience is still a patient ...... he is soooo short tempered that because of it a lot of heat is generated in his head and his hair turned brown .... it's getting cooked i guess :).... dude if u continue this way it turns black ... poor guy doesn't have money to buy a punching bag but found a alternative for that ... goes in a local train and punches 2 or 3 ppl everytime he feels like practising kick boxing
He is a good artist.... sketches "The bikes" ....designs will be the correct word ....so good artist he is that we are planning to make a sequel of Oscar Nominee Taare Zameen Par ... with MadSud as the Lead actor. The film will be the story of the same person, Ishant but after 20 years. ;) .... no other details can be revealed at this pt. of time ....
Let me praise him a little so that he doesn't become angry on me .....
One of the many good things about him is ... He plays TT Well ...... hmmm if you don't consider that as a good thing ...lemme think .........well ....aaahh... m still thinking .....well settle down for this TT thing :P
Salman Khan of our account .... conducted Das ka Dum ..... which can also be called as Madhu ka Dum (1 Madhu = 10 PPL)
"ki karta re saiba" is what he shouts when mis hits a TT shot........... "hello shomu" is his copyrighted sentence whenever he recieves a call that reminds me of another thing ... he has 2 mobile phones in the beginning but no one knowss how they became 3 .........only thing i know is he keeps both of them in same pocket :D
Actually he is a very nice person .... well some times a lie is better than hundred truths .... this guy really motivates ppl ... his concept of
"Never laugh at someone who want's to be something"is excellent ... i guess the statement might have been copied frm somewhere else but well it's damn good ....
That's it for now ... People over there ..... If something happens to me like fracture or brain damage or anything .... you can understand who the culprit is...
Monday, March 17, 2008
ChaitanyaSrinivas - The Giant
Chaitanya Srinivas AKA Major AKA Pandu is here by referenced as Major/Srinu in this blog.
Major, with his 6'4" height and proportionate weight looks like a mini sized Giant.
This guy is so white(well fair) that people think he is from North India.(Looks like a polar bear but well mini sized Gaits suits him more :D)
Specialist in giving orders, Srinu doesn't even bother to kick you if you do something which is opposite to his wish.
But you probably can't believe that behind that devil's body there's a weak heart; He fears small things like Dogs, Lizards and Bed-Bugs ... He really Fears them so much that he starts running here and there like a Small kid when he sees any one of them!!!! If you want to terrorise him, raise one of them ...MUHAHAHAHAHA ... you can't miss the look on his face and his actions when he sees a dog coming nearer him ... lol it's too funny.
He is sensitive at times .... like when we are parting from ILP he is one of the few who cried.
He cares for friends.
The best way he spends those boring classes is by seeing the board and Day-Dreaming, much like me of course.
He literally sleeps in office!!!! I saw him sleep! When I went to chennai two days ago, he took me to his office building and let me sit at another desk when I went to see what he was doing HE IS SLEEPING!!!! and that too was in a way that people observing from a distance think that he is working .... He opens a PDF/Some screen related to his project and keeps a book on his space-bar and sleeps facing monitor so that screen saver will not become active and others think he is analysing something.Whoa! what an idea!
This guy has his own way of writing exams in fact drawing exams ... yes he used to draw more figures in any exam than writing... this made him one of the toppers.
But this guy also has a Sadist in him ..... when I went to chennai he made me see the worst of the films of Balakrishna and also made me experience all the problems they face in that city.
He also says he is a Monarch and acts like one.Some people call him Hitler.
Chaitanya is a great poet... He composes poetry and even songs!!! It's True! I had read some of them :( ... I seriously pray that he gets a chance to sing those Duets soon.
If I write more than this he will definitely kick me that's for sure so concluding it here.
Ravi - The Uncle
No idea on how to start writing about this guy ..... well let me start from the time we met.
We both used to study in same college but knew each other only after getting selected into the TCS ...then we went to Trivandrum for our training and I met him there once again .
We all were together a big team very big team in fact.(Another blog under construction about our training). There were around 20 ppl in our group but this guy has the previlage of being OLDER than rest of us, and thus earned the name Uncle Ravi.
Well coming to his nature, he could well be in Public Relations or Sales where with his tactics he can do anything which was never thought to be possible.He talks a lot and lot and lot and is really friendly and can make friendship very easily and the best part is maintains that friendship for ever.
This guy can mingle with people easily and makes them feel that you can depend on him for anything.
What else ????
ya this guy has a great helping nature that even his team members and new joiners assign him their work and the funniest thing is he accepts the works and report to them :)
His speciality is that he can push himself in every work(mostly others works).... he will be happy in pulling other's leg.
super fast at operating a computer he operates the computer at such a speed that it can't handle that speed and crashes frequently.Well he blames others for that :)
works on Saturdays Sundays and on every holiday ...if he doesn't go to office he gets a call from his group leader / delivery center head ... such an important resource he is (but i seriously doubt that he does the job of a watch man and keeps the office keys with him so every one calls him :D)
this poor guy gets kicked for everything done by anyone ...Ravan and Srinu use him as a punching bag for their stress relief .
One more truth is that I was re-inspired to write the blogs from Ravi and writing about friends was actually this guy's idea that I copied :D
He can do anything for a friend.{Haven't tested this completely .... but surely I will give him some weird tasks nxt time I meet him and confirm this statement if he does that task ;)}
When you hurt him he doesn't care... he actually takes a nap and forgets everything and behaves as if nothing has happened ... gr8 dude that's really a gr8 character.... but sometimes I can't help myself wondering if Ravi forgets everything in his sleep ;)
He also avoids listening to the lecturer in a class, so are the rest of us, but when the lecturer asks some questions this guy used to surprise us by answering correctly.Creepy! might have a fixing with all the lecturers.
If you haven't met him then you sure must meet him sometime.
Dude start some company and recruit all of us man.We will work together once again and enjoy the life ;) ... I am telling this to you coz u r our UNCLE :D
We both used to study in same college but knew each other only after getting selected into the TCS ...then we went to Trivandrum for our training and I met him there once again .
We all were together a big team very big team in fact.(Another blog under construction about our training). There were around 20 ppl in our group but this guy has the previlage of being OLDER than rest of us, and thus earned the name Uncle Ravi.
Well coming to his nature, he could well be in Public Relations or Sales where with his tactics he can do anything which was never thought to be possible.He talks a lot and lot and lot and is really friendly and can make friendship very easily and the best part is maintains that friendship for ever.
This guy can mingle with people easily and makes them feel that you can depend on him for anything.
What else ????
ya this guy has a great helping nature that even his team members and new joiners assign him their work and the funniest thing is he accepts the works and report to them :)
His speciality is that he can push himself in every work(mostly others works).... he will be happy in pulling other's leg.
super fast at operating a computer he operates the computer at such a speed that it can't handle that speed and crashes frequently.Well he blames others for that :)
works on Saturdays Sundays and on every holiday ...if he doesn't go to office he gets a call from his group leader / delivery center head ... such an important resource he is (but i seriously doubt that he does the job of a watch man and keeps the office keys with him so every one calls him :D)
this poor guy gets kicked for everything done by anyone ...Ravan and Srinu use him as a punching bag for their stress relief .
One more truth is that I was re-inspired to write the blogs from Ravi and writing about friends was actually this guy's idea that I copied :D
He can do anything for a friend.{Haven't tested this completely .... but surely I will give him some weird tasks nxt time I meet him and confirm this statement if he does that task ;)}
When you hurt him he doesn't care... he actually takes a nap and forgets everything and behaves as if nothing has happened ... gr8 dude that's really a gr8 character.... but sometimes I can't help myself wondering if Ravi forgets everything in his sleep ;)
He also avoids listening to the lecturer in a class, so are the rest of us, but when the lecturer asks some questions this guy used to surprise us by answering correctly.Creepy! might have a fixing with all the lecturers.
If you haven't met him then you sure must meet him sometime.
Dude start some company and recruit all of us man.We will work together once again and enjoy the life ;) ... I am telling this to you coz u r our UNCLE :D
Friday, November 16, 2007
Nidhi - Ms.Udaipur?
Well this girl or perhaps aunty or you can even call her granny ... is Unique in her style.
I don't know which school she is from but she doesn't know how to act according to situation ...
When she warns you seriously ... if you listen to her words may b u will fear but when you see her style and consider her tone you can't help but smile. She induces happiness instead of fear..........
When she is Angry you can't help but laugh
When she is scoldig u ........u feel like she is praising u
When she tells a joke ....hmmmmm u might have understood it ..... u think that's something serious and don't even know when to laugh
when she is smiling I swear u fear (jst kidding [;)])
I heard that she was awarded Ms.Udaipur more than 50 times .....(sry No Comments on how many times this award is given in a year)
I praised her enough ... now let me tell u the truth
Nidhi is a nice friend to be with u just won't notice how the timepasses when you are with her.
Well she is so different with her dialogue delivery style and her action that many ppl try to imitate her style....."Nidhi Style" u can call it.
She really cooks well ..... and what else??(Huh.....How many false statements should I write to keep her away from kicking me??... oh god help me)
Most important thing(Rule Of Thumb For Nidhi) : Nidhi herself denies her statement ... it's one of her typical style ....one moment she gives some statement and the next moment she gives another statement which contradicts her first statement.....and the third moment she denies both the statements ...... in short She is tooooooooo confused ...or may be over talented to confuse you?
Oh my goodness how could I ever forget this ...... She has XXL sized eyes….. really when she shows her anger, her eyes become the size of football court (jst kidding) ..... I genuinely fear that they fall off the sockets ... So I humbly request you not to make her angry.
I will tell u one fact I came across recently.... Ostriches have eyes bigger than brain.It's only a coincidence that i mentioned here and I am strictly not comparing Nidhi with an Ostrich .... really her brain is a lot bigger, but for eyes ..... ok leave it.
The simplest rule to recognize her in a group is ......... the one who speaks the word "NA" 30 times in a minute is Nidhi......I don't know why she uses it that many times may be she is a pessimist(Coz Na means “NO” in Hindi) or may be she is self-obsessed(Coz in Telugu NA means “MY”) ...... I think her school taught her only one word "NA" .
If that rule fails then u can simply reckon on this (This sure will never fail) : Senti.. yes sir she is senti queen ….side effect of watching saas - bahu serials daily… Nidhi can be identified by the dialogue “Tu aisa karogi mere saat?” what a hit that was, ever1 uses it … I hardly see ppl using a famous filmi dialogues that often.
Even many of the sentences she speaks don’t have a subject ... so they mean something different altogether.... but poor girl don't misunderstand her.
She has a sweet voice which she rarely uses when asking something... I bet u can't say no when she asks with that tone and such a pleasing manner. Huh finally it seems her school taught her something [:)] or may be it’s her parents
uuuuuuuhhh i forgot to mention one important thing u notice about her, her earrings: they reach her shoulders......sometimes she even wears Swords and Shields(?????) .... well may be for her coming to office is like fighting a war ….
Plz don’t kill me with that sword after reading this blog .....
Nidhi, I am really sorry if u feel bad about me writing on you in this manner .... but plz do let me know which sentences troubled u I sure will crop them .... this is the offer i don't usually give to my friends, now that u got that offer use it wisely ... if u need any help about the sentences to be cropped I am more than happy to assist u ......
I don't know which school she is from but she doesn't know how to act according to situation ...
When she warns you seriously ... if you listen to her words may b u will fear but when you see her style and consider her tone you can't help but smile. She induces happiness instead of fear..........
When she is Angry you can't help but laugh
When she is scoldig u ........u feel like she is praising u
When she tells a joke ....hmmmmm u might have understood it ..... u think that's something serious and don't even know when to laugh
when she is smiling I swear u fear (jst kidding [;)])
I heard that she was awarded Ms.Udaipur more than 50 times .....(sry No Comments on how many times this award is given in a year)
I praised her enough ... now let me tell u the truth
Nidhi is a nice friend to be with u just won't notice how the timepasses when you are with her.
"One of my closest friend ..bt bahut zagadti hai " ----Priyank
Well she is so different with her dialogue delivery style and her action that many ppl try to imitate her style....."Nidhi Style" u can call it.
She really cooks well ..... and what else??(Huh.....How many false statements should I write to keep her away from kicking me??... oh god help me)
Most important thing(Rule Of Thumb For Nidhi) : Nidhi herself denies her statement ... it's one of her typical style ....one moment she gives some statement and the next moment she gives another statement which contradicts her first statement.....and the third moment she denies both the statements ...... in short She is tooooooooo confused ...or may be over talented to confuse you?
Oh my goodness how could I ever forget this ...... She has XXL sized eyes….. really when she shows her anger, her eyes become the size of football court (jst kidding) ..... I genuinely fear that they fall off the sockets ... So I humbly request you not to make her angry.
I will tell u one fact I came across recently.... Ostriches have eyes bigger than brain.It's only a coincidence that i mentioned here and I am strictly not comparing Nidhi with an Ostrich .... really her brain is a lot bigger, but for eyes ..... ok leave it.
The simplest rule to recognize her in a group is ......... the one who speaks the word "NA" 30 times in a minute is Nidhi......I don't know why she uses it that many times may be she is a pessimist(Coz Na means “NO” in Hindi) or may be she is self-obsessed(Coz in Telugu NA means “MY”) ...... I think her school taught her only one word "NA" .
If that rule fails then u can simply reckon on this (This sure will never fail) : Senti.. yes sir she is senti queen ….side effect of watching saas - bahu serials daily… Nidhi can be identified by the dialogue “Tu aisa karogi mere saat?” what a hit that was, ever1 uses it … I hardly see ppl using a famous filmi dialogues that often.
Even many of the sentences she speaks don’t have a subject ... so they mean something different altogether.... but poor girl don't misunderstand her.
She has a sweet voice which she rarely uses when asking something... I bet u can't say no when she asks with that tone and such a pleasing manner. Huh finally it seems her school taught her something [:)] or may be it’s her parents
uuuuuuuhhh i forgot to mention one important thing u notice about her, her earrings: they reach her shoulders......sometimes she even wears Swords and Shields(?????) .... well may be for her coming to office is like fighting a war ….
Plz don’t kill me with that sword after reading this blog .....
Nidhi, I am really sorry if u feel bad about me writing on you in this manner .... but plz do let me know which sentences troubled u I sure will crop them .... this is the offer i don't usually give to my friends, now that u got that offer use it wisely ... if u need any help about the sentences to be cropped I am more than happy to assist u ......
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Sanjeev - DUDE
I wanted to write about this guy for months now.I don't know why but whenever i start writing about him i get lazy may be because it's his blog i am writing so an induction effect or may be his name is a spell for getting lazy ....
Well Sanjeev is my Engineering college friend.We stay in the same locality.I met him first in a bus when we were returning from college, I saw him sleeping in the bus and this guy hasn't even wokeup when his stop came i don't know where exactly he gets down but when i woke him while i was getting down, he told me that he should have to got down at the previous stop itself ....... then we met frquently and thus became friends.
Sanjeev is unique in every sense... when he starts speaking, he neither fears what others think nor cares..... he is actually hyper active u can say... never gets down ....... he explains in a better manner ( u need a lot of patience to listen to his lectures ) .... during our end exams me,sanjeev,kalyan,siva n srinivas alll used to study the syllabus by divide n rule policy .... each used to study 2 chapters and we used to discuss about them before exams.
Since his first year, he used to come late to college so am i ..... then his parents bought him a bike thinking he will reach college in time ... there was a progress.... yes .... he came 50 mins late instead of 5 mins ...i.e.,just before completion of the first period.
He doesn't care what his surroundings are,where he is or anything else...whatever comes to his mind he will speak that.
He also wants to "Repair" the other person by educating him about the world but i seriously doubt that he succeeded atleast once
He always takes life as it comes.... never waits for anything always ON and what else should i say.
He doesn't get angry but sometimes gets irritated easily.
We were together in our GOA trip(blog is under construction), we went to tirupathi with other friends and also we went to many other places in Trivandrum.
He was always shouting / singing in antakshari .... where there are songs which only he can sing and none other can even dare to select such songs.
He is really a good friend, never lets you down if you are one of his friends.
Well Sanjeev is my Engineering college friend.We stay in the same locality.I met him first in a bus when we were returning from college, I saw him sleeping in the bus and this guy hasn't even wokeup when his stop came i don't know where exactly he gets down but when i woke him while i was getting down, he told me that he should have to got down at the previous stop itself ....... then we met frquently and thus became friends.
Sanjeev is unique in every sense... when he starts speaking, he neither fears what others think nor cares..... he is actually hyper active u can say... never gets down ....... he explains in a better manner ( u need a lot of patience to listen to his lectures ) .... during our end exams me,sanjeev,kalyan,siva n srinivas alll used to study the syllabus by divide n rule policy .... each used to study 2 chapters and we used to discuss about them before exams.
Since his first year, he used to come late to college so am i ..... then his parents bought him a bike thinking he will reach college in time ... there was a progress.... yes .... he came 50 mins late instead of 5 mins ...i.e.,just before completion of the first period.
He doesn't care what his surroundings are,where he is or anything else...whatever comes to his mind he will speak that.
He also wants to "Repair" the other person by educating him about the world but i seriously doubt that he succeeded atleast once
He always takes life as it comes.... never waits for anything always ON and what else should i say.
He doesn't get angry but sometimes gets irritated easily.
We were together in our GOA trip(blog is under construction), we went to tirupathi with other friends and also we went to many other places in Trivandrum.
He was always shouting / singing in antakshari .... where there are songs which only he can sing and none other can even dare to select such songs.
He is really a good friend, never lets you down if you are one of his friends.
Now too i didn't feel like writing more... so closing this post for now.
PS : I never wrote a blog in this was:Illogical,without sequence,random events ... and all crap.But still I am publishing it only to show you that I can write all crap and non-sense and everything.Hopefully if i ever get time i will re-edit this blog to look good.
Monday, October 1, 2007
Nikunj - The Sleepyyyyyyyyyyy.
Let me first swear that "I tell only truth in this post".
Before I met Nikunj,I didn't knew why everyone called our company a central govt. company.
I thought that it was only due to salary they pais us but then after meeting Nikunj i understood the reason completely...... our company is called so because the employees (Atleast this guy is so) sleep in the office itself!!!!!
During Knowledge Transfer, which is generally a screen sharing session along with description on the phone, this guy used to sleep!!!. I never knew how he managed to end the call when the person on the other side stops talking ...but he literally used to sleep in the office .
We even had a daily competetion for reaching late to office, the condition is simple : The one who reached after the other but before our PM comes to office is the winner.
Of course I occassionally won as I generally used to come after my PM.But still it was funny.
He used to come to office only after 10:00 AM (His shif is from 7:00 AM to 3:00 PM) and never stayed after 3:00 PM.
Once his onsite counterpart mailed him to do some work,he haven't checked his mailbox till 5 mins before leaving(this mail was to be checked in the begininng of the day and status is to be sent by EOD) and assigned the task to another girl who comes in the evening shift.WHOA!!!
Then he left our company to pursue his higher education, he told a lie that he has a back-problem and should go to US for treatment.Dude India is very well developed to operate on any part of your body ;) .... poor HR thought that it's true.However our PM was skeptical, at his farewell party, she asked him "Nikunj tell me the truth atleast now." .... he was speechless....stammered for sometime to finally say that it's true and after that he was going to do MS.
Hey one more thing i forgot to mention, he once came to office dressed in blue and white with a jacket over it.He came so to participate in Mr.Cool competetion held in our office.He looked like a bollywood hero with that dress except for his hat which made him look like a bhojpuri hero [ :)) ].... He actually might have won a funniest cap competetion with that.Nikunj i may forget you(which i hope will never happen) but I WILL NEVER forget your cap.
Eventhough he haven't got Mr.Cool award, still he is Mr.Cool in his behaviour/mindset.A Bindass admi.
He said that he would write a book on me, but ran away to america ..... never mind learn all the techniques to write a good book and come back to india to do that....it should be the Newyork Times No.1 best seller. [;)]
Hope I meet you once again in my life.Just to telll you howmuch funny you look in your cap.[:P]
Before I met Nikunj,I didn't knew why everyone called our company a central govt. company.
I thought that it was only due to salary they pais us but then after meeting Nikunj i understood the reason completely...... our company is called so because the employees (Atleast this guy is so) sleep in the office itself!!!!!
During Knowledge Transfer, which is generally a screen sharing session along with description on the phone, this guy used to sleep!!!. I never knew how he managed to end the call when the person on the other side stops talking ...but he literally used to sleep in the office .
We even had a daily competetion for reaching late to office, the condition is simple : The one who reached after the other but before our PM comes to office is the winner.
Of course I occassionally won as I generally used to come after my PM.But still it was funny.
He used to come to office only after 10:00 AM (His shif is from 7:00 AM to 3:00 PM) and never stayed after 3:00 PM.
Once his onsite counterpart mailed him to do some work,he haven't checked his mailbox till 5 mins before leaving(this mail was to be checked in the begininng of the day and status is to be sent by EOD) and assigned the task to another girl who comes in the evening shift.WHOA!!!
Then he left our company to pursue his higher education, he told a lie that he has a back-problem and should go to US for treatment.Dude India is very well developed to operate on any part of your body ;) .... poor HR thought that it's true.However our PM was skeptical, at his farewell party, she asked him "Nikunj tell me the truth atleast now." .... he was speechless....stammered for sometime to finally say that it's true and after that he was going to do MS.
Hey one more thing i forgot to mention, he once came to office dressed in blue and white with a jacket over it.He came so to participate in Mr.Cool competetion held in our office.He looked like a bollywood hero with that dress except for his hat which made him look like a bhojpuri hero [ :)) ].... He actually might have won a funniest cap competetion with that.Nikunj i may forget you(which i hope will never happen) but I WILL NEVER forget your cap.
Eventhough he haven't got Mr.Cool award, still he is Mr.Cool in his behaviour/mindset.A Bindass admi.
He said that he would write a book on me, but ran away to america ..... never mind learn all the techniques to write a good book and come back to india to do that....it should be the Newyork Times No.1 best seller. [;)]
Hope I meet you once again in my life.Just to telll you howmuch funny you look in your cap.[:P]
RAVAN - The ASUR(RAKSHAS)
To tell about Ravan, I need to start with our engineering days.
He is my Engineering class mate but I hardly spoke to him at that time…… but both of us got selected in the same company again I hardly spoke to him.
This was before our training, which occured in TRIVANDRUM.
But when our journey started to Trivandrum, at that time I spoke to him and knew that he is going to be one great friend of mine…. He spoke to me in a very friendly manner.
We even sat on foot-board of the train and were enjoying the nature…discussing…and just passing time with all other friends… he is such a good natured person that even my parents (they too came to trivandrum with us) remember him and ask about him.
This guy has many many good habits from which I learned one “NOT littering on roads”, he doesn't through any thing on the roads (This I practiced after seeing him and it clicked on like a chain event …few of my friends even started the same after seeing me….all the credit goes to him).
He can help others even if that troubles him, he truly praises you if he likes your work…..
He is a open minded fellow and always trusts others (except Ravi who confuses more than what he explains ;) )
He has a brain like RAVANASUR ( A Man With ten heads), not only that his thinking is great but also …
You should see him when he is in a frustratedand helpless state his expression is like that of a lost puppy, out of frustration he sometimes says such statements that are true but you can’t help smiling.
His appetite is also like that of RAVANASUR…bloody hell ......
According to statics 25% of the entire chicken produced goes into his stomach.
When ever he passes an ice cream shop, he becomes a child and eats an icecream, icecreamis his weak-point.
This guy also eats a lot lot lot and lot of biscuits(mostly made of britannia)….in fact he taught me how to live any number of days without eating anything except biscuits.
He usually entertains fight between two people and also never wastes a minute to hit others when chance comes……he is the first person to catch you on you r b’day and afterwards kicks you like a football.
You might have seen people who think first and act later but Ravan acts first and thinks later....so some times he repents for acting that way…..hmmmmmm
He accepts the person as they are and respects others feelings.
I have a lot of similarity with him, for both of us never do work [:D], we won’t remember the money transactions(even now I have a problem with those credit and debit accounts I leave it to others to work with ;) ….and if Ravan organizes any trip please nominate your self for that trip for I am sure he spends atleast 50% of the money from his pocket and fails to calculate and recover it) .
Even in the classes in our Training, we used to play Word-Building while others seriously listened to classes.
According to my knowledge no one read the book "JAVA2 Complete Reference" as much as he did (i am not telling about quality but quantity, for he read it for months and months and months....i lost count after few months).
If he does some mistake, he will accept it.
Every one should have a friend like him..
Thanks dude, thanks for being my friend.
Note : This page is strictly written as a dedication to one of the best friends I ever had …Ravan.
For Additional Details, See the following blog:
http://knowmaverick.blogspot.com/2007/07/ravan-munna.html
He is my Engineering class mate but I hardly spoke to him at that time…… but both of us got selected in the same company again I hardly spoke to him.
This was before our training, which occured in TRIVANDRUM.
But when our journey started to Trivandrum, at that time I spoke to him and knew that he is going to be one great friend of mine…. He spoke to me in a very friendly manner.
We even sat on foot-board of the train and were enjoying the nature…discussing…and just passing time with all other friends… he is such a good natured person that even my parents (they too came to trivandrum with us) remember him and ask about him.
This guy has many many good habits from which I learned one “NOT littering on roads”, he doesn't through any thing on the roads (This I practiced after seeing him and it clicked on like a chain event …few of my friends even started the same after seeing me….all the credit goes to him).
He can help others even if that troubles him, he truly praises you if he likes your work…..
He is a open minded fellow and always trusts others (except Ravi who confuses more than what he explains ;) )
He has a brain like RAVANASUR ( A Man With ten heads), not only that his thinking is great but also …
You should see him when he is in a frustratedand helpless state his expression is like that of a lost puppy, out of frustration he sometimes says such statements that are true but you can’t help smiling.
His appetite is also like that of RAVANASUR…bloody hell ......
I WARN YOU : Never eat a ice-cream infront of him……. Eventhough you buy it you can’t eat it that’s for sure….it once happened that I bought a icecrean and was about to eat …I saw him and asked him wether he wanted….he hasn’t replied…..you know I am lazy so I told him to get one for him self, as I have to walk to the counter and stand in a queue but hell with that offer he haven’t even looked in the counter’s direction but came straight to me and ate the entire cone in a single bite. Damn It!! For one second I was seeing the icecream and the next second it dissappeared…. I couldn’t believe what I have seen, it took me atleast an hour to recover from the shock I have witnessed.
According to statics 25% of the entire chicken produced goes into his stomach.
When ever he passes an ice cream shop, he becomes a child and eats an icecream, icecreamis his weak-point.
This guy also eats a lot lot lot and lot of biscuits(mostly made of britannia)….in fact he taught me how to live any number of days without eating anything except biscuits.
He usually entertains fight between two people and also never wastes a minute to hit others when chance comes……he is the first person to catch you on you r b’day and afterwards kicks you like a football.
You might have seen people who think first and act later but Ravan acts first and thinks later....so some times he repents for acting that way…..hmmmmmm
He accepts the person as they are and respects others feelings.
I have a lot of similarity with him, for both of us never do work [:D], we won’t remember the money transactions(even now I have a problem with those credit and debit accounts I leave it to others to work with ;) ….and if Ravan organizes any trip please nominate your self for that trip for I am sure he spends atleast 50% of the money from his pocket and fails to calculate and recover it) .
Even in the classes in our Training, we used to play Word-Building while others seriously listened to classes.
According to my knowledge no one read the book "JAVA2 Complete Reference" as much as he did (i am not telling about quality but quantity, for he read it for months and months and months....i lost count after few months).
If he does some mistake, he will accept it.
Every one should have a friend like him..
Thanks dude, thanks for being my friend.
Note : This page is strictly written as a dedication to one of the best friends I ever had …Ravan.
For Additional Details, See the following blog:
http://knowmaverick.blogspot.com/2007/07/ravan-munna.html
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Biswaranjan Mohanty – The Bluff Master
Biswa is a person who stays till late in the night (Of course in office) and works.
He comes to office on every Saturday and Sunday also. He works works works works and works. He is the only one who works more than all our project members together.
If this is the impression you have abt him……….. HELL!! Let me tell you the truth
He stays till 9 – 10 PM bt let me say that he comes to office at 11:30 – 12:00 and never early.
Of the remaining time this great man spends around 10 – 15 mins in smoking (4- 5 times in his working hours).
He boasts that he works more than any one else but when ever I go near him I can spot him browsing web, yes he always seems to be checking about share market or downloading and playing songs (in weekends).
He also says that he works in JAVA but I never saw him writing / editing / atleast copying java programs….he always works on wordpad / notepad or some other editor,
deleting “<>”symbols (I seriously forgot what they are called L ) or numbers between them, adding few names, deleting comment lines blah blah blah….. I seriously doubt that he is not a java developer but a data entry operator.
When attending a onsite call, his PL keeps note of everything and does the work but he always says “Hi” to his onsite counterpart and comes out for smoking and passing time.
Poor sneha she has to do all the work.
The most important thing is he always switches on two systems and will always be moving from one monitor to other there by creating a impression on others that he is working hard.
With all this you can easily guess how much work he does! Really appreciative!!! Three Cheers for Biswa.
But he has a gr8 talent, he bluff’s as if he is really working and our team particularly (and only) our PM praises him…..hope she reads this blog one day and learns the truth.
And one more hidden talent in him was “Singing” …he sings so well that actually he was selected for Indian idol….but due to being busy with project work he was unable to attend the selection round (you know how busy he is, it actually takes a lot of time to act asif working than to work !!!) [:P]
He even can enact NANAPATEKAR when highly irritated by his GF…priyank is an expert in bringing nana out of him and when it's too much for him to hold his emotions, he becomes a PSYCO and acts like a Pure Sadist.
I just remembered one more thing : Biswa didn't even know that he was working in development team till i told him. WHOA!!!!
He comes to office on every Saturday and Sunday also. He works works works works and works. He is the only one who works more than all our project members together.
If this is the impression you have abt him……….. HELL!! Let me tell you the truth
He stays till 9 – 10 PM bt let me say that he comes to office at 11:30 – 12:00 and never early.
Of the remaining time this great man spends around 10 – 15 mins in smoking (4- 5 times in his working hours).
He boasts that he works more than any one else but when ever I go near him I can spot him browsing web, yes he always seems to be checking about share market or downloading and playing songs (in weekends).
He also says that he works in JAVA but I never saw him writing / editing / atleast copying java programs….he always works on wordpad / notepad or some other editor,
deleting “<>”symbols (I seriously forgot what they are called L ) or numbers between them, adding few names, deleting comment lines blah blah blah….. I seriously doubt that he is not a java developer but a data entry operator.
When attending a onsite call, his PL keeps note of everything and does the work but he always says “Hi” to his onsite counterpart and comes out for smoking and passing time.
Poor sneha she has to do all the work.
The most important thing is he always switches on two systems and will always be moving from one monitor to other there by creating a impression on others that he is working hard.
With all this you can easily guess how much work he does! Really appreciative!!! Three Cheers for Biswa.
But he has a gr8 talent, he bluff’s as if he is really working and our team particularly (and only) our PM praises him…..hope she reads this blog one day and learns the truth.
And one more hidden talent in him was “Singing” …he sings so well that actually he was selected for Indian idol….but due to being busy with project work he was unable to attend the selection round (you know how busy he is, it actually takes a lot of time to act asif working than to work !!!) [:P]
He even can enact NANAPATEKAR when highly irritated by his GF…priyank is an expert in bringing nana out of him and when it's too much for him to hold his emotions, he becomes a PSYCO and acts like a Pure Sadist.
I just remembered one more thing : Biswa didn't even know that he was working in development team till i told him. WHOA!!!!
Monday, September 17, 2007
Vibha - The Vibha
Ladies and Gentle Men let me introduce u to the most popular, most intelligent and .................. the one n only.... Vibha .
Yes thats true she is the only one who solved all the puzzles we knew.....that too without using internet......applying her own brain.......WOW!!!! I need a million brains of my kind to compete with her, a women with a high IQ.....seriously this might be the first sentence with the words women n high IQ in a single line......jst kidding.
She is like Hermoine of harry potter series, tooooooooooo intelligent....actually speaking hermoine is like vibha.
She is one of the best friends i ever had.
she gives a HELL to those whom she doesn't like....so BEWARE, be friendly with her.
I will seriously warn you not to challenge her in any discussion......Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Naver and Never try that......you can never win......if you still wan't to try then first go throgh the following three points ....
(Actually this is a copied logic...but I am proud to say that I AM A SOFTWARE ENGINEER and all software engineers has Right To Copy.In some cases it is mandatory.)
I saw a live example of what happens when you fight against such a woman....our PM was the one who suffered.Let me tell you that this girl was the only one who made our PM WORK!!! ........ That proves that she can make possible, impossible......it seems my grammer was getting poorer day- by -day ...it must be other way she can make impossible , possible.
she always wears a smiling face...i think she doesn't know any other expression.
I always read of dynamic,intelligent,fast and dumb* woman but never saw one till i met vibha.
*dumb is not applicable here
she might have done very well in some stream other than IT...she might have produced breakthrough results in research field...may be she might have published an amazing paper saying "The relation between coded behaviour of seamachusses biliops and auritateous amarchiability of buckminster fullerence "(For God's sake don't ask me what that means....i really don't know :D )......but what to do she is in IT and that too in a consultant Indian company...where support is the only thing which is given importance.hmmmmmmmmm.
Let me tell you that she has a number of "fans" ....i think u understand what that means......anyways the number is uncountable.She is Miss Cool of our office.
Vibha don't forget to convey my regards to Pintoo.
Vibha i am really sorry for the title...but i couldn't find a better title with the kind of brain i have....may b lifeline would b a better title but stilll i thought of other titles like monstrous woman [:-P] even that seemed not applicable :D...so finally i thought this was better as you can have no comparisons.
P.S. : The truth is, as i am writing more n more blogs,my creativity is getting increased and my ability to tell lies was also increasing exponentially you can observe that in this particular blog as it has only lies and nothing but this line is ___________ (Fill it yourself.)
Yes thats true she is the only one who solved all the puzzles we knew.....that too without using internet......applying her own brain.......WOW!!!! I need a million brains of my kind to compete with her, a women with a high IQ.....seriously this might be the first sentence with the words women n high IQ in a single line......jst kidding.
She is like Hermoine of harry potter series, tooooooooooo intelligent....actually speaking hermoine is like vibha.
She is one of the best friends i ever had.
she gives a HELL to those whom she doesn't like....so BEWARE, be friendly with her.
I will seriously warn you not to challenge her in any discussion......Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Naver and Never try that......you can never win......if you still wan't to try then first go throgh the following three points ....
- Drop down the Idea and be her friend if not go to next point
- Refer to the above point.
- If somehow u came to this point then it was a runtime error please start from the first point.
(Actually this is a copied logic...but I am proud to say that I AM A SOFTWARE ENGINEER and all software engineers has Right To Copy.In some cases it is mandatory.)
I saw a live example of what happens when you fight against such a woman....our PM was the one who suffered.Let me tell you that this girl was the only one who made our PM WORK!!! ........ That proves that she can make possible, impossible......it seems my grammer was getting poorer day- by -day ...it must be other way she can make impossible , possible.
she always wears a smiling face...i think she doesn't know any other expression.
I always read of dynamic,intelligent,fast and dumb* woman but never saw one till i met vibha.
*dumb is not applicable here
she might have done very well in some stream other than IT...she might have produced breakthrough results in research field...may be she might have published an amazing paper saying "The relation between coded behaviour of seamachusses biliops and auritateous amarchiability of buckminster fullerence "(For God's sake don't ask me what that means....i really don't know :D )......but what to do she is in IT and that too in a consultant Indian company...where support is the only thing which is given importance.hmmmmmmmmm.
Let me tell you that she has a number of "fans" ....i think u understand what that means......anyways the number is uncountable.She is Miss Cool of our office.
Vibha don't forget to convey my regards to Pintoo.
Vibha i am really sorry for the title...but i couldn't find a better title with the kind of brain i have....may b lifeline would b a better title but stilll i thought of other titles like monstrous woman [:-P] even that seemed not applicable :D...so finally i thought this was better as you can have no comparisons.
P.S. : The truth is, as i am writing more n more blogs,my creativity is getting increased and my ability to tell lies was also increasing exponentially you can observe that in this particular blog as it has only lies and nothing but this line is ___________ (Fill it yourself.)
Saurin -The Ascetic
I never knew that our company even employs saints n ascetics till i met one , yup it's him ...saurin.
He is my PL ...and so i can't speak much about this person.....u know the reason.....more work allocation....no holidays...etc will be the effects if i tell the truth.
I DON'TCARE whatever :-P
This guy is a multi talented person and can give reasons for everything n anything ;)
If u have a sentence starting with...Why? How? When? Where? Who? What?...then u must meet him.
Now that he sits beside me i even stopped googling many queries n started asking saurin
Saurin is a simple man who preaches you at all times , he can tell you any thing from y carrot is red, y oranges grow only in summer(i am sorry if oranges don't grow in summer I don't know much abt this kind of stuff) to y life is so....huh ...u need a lot of patience to hear it.I hope i too have such varied talent.
He goes to library everyday after lunch...don't know y....but when questioned he says "To read news paper.".....but as u know every1 makes mistakes so is he ...some times he leaks out accidentally that he read the newspaper that morning...... in fact Every morning he reads the newspaper in his home and comes to office .....so we decided that there's some mystry....and finally made the connection and solved the mystry....everything fell nto place...all threads were joined.... but i am placed in such a position so that i can't disclose it....but i can assure u that it has nothing to do with librarian.
He knows how to get work done....but u know the wicked vijay burra ... i will get my wrk done by him :D(MUHAHAHAHAHA).....it's he who takes permission for my leave .
what else can i say....he is a walking encyclopedia...of course sometimes sitting encyclopedia.
I can't write much abt him right now coz in 2 months i have my appraisal please get back to this blog after 2 months.
He has many ambitions and many goals....u need not be surprised if 1day he becomes COE of our company....i mean CEO.
He is like a guru, did i mention that he is once a lecturer in a college (Poor Students :D).
Where ever he goes leaves a permanent mark there,(not that the mark he left in previous prj. was still there even though they used TIDE).... his COE, center of excellence, never leaves him where ever he goes....i forgot to mention that he even gets mails from 11 years experienced people and 8 years experienced people also work under him...but he is a fresher till last month.
once i read a quote given by somebody [sorry I am weak at remembering names :(....if you know who he was and what the exact quote is, i will replace it ]....it says....."A leader should be practical but must speak like a strict follower of rules".....so is he but the other way..i mean he is a strict follower of rules but speaks practically :-P
He reads books but only those corresponding to saints, management leaders, hmmmmmmm.
He really is a great motivator n acts according to predefined set of rules.....i don't know who set those rules...may b god / may b his girl friend... i don't know.
Saurin this was just a blog not intended to hurt your feelings ...if u feel bad then i ...i ...i am ...really...sorry.......................................................did i say sorry?.... crap....never mind.....i will be too happy to hurt u MUHAHAHAHA.... please don't let this effect my appraisal...but i don't mind if you take this seriously and release me from the project....or transfer me to some remote location like hyderabad.....i will seriously accept that kind of punishment.Since i Respect u...as sincerely as i ever did from the bottom of my heart...... BOSS IS ALWAYS RIGHT.
Disclaimer : If u feel that i am torturing you by writing this kind of blogs.I will be happy.Please feel free to mail me or atleast message me for such feelings will be highly appreciated and used as a bench mark in future blogs to improve my skills.
He is my PL ...and so i can't speak much about this person.....u know the reason.....more work allocation....no holidays...etc will be the effects if i tell the truth.
I DON'TCARE whatever :-P
This guy is a multi talented person and can give reasons for everything n anything ;)
If u have a sentence starting with...Why? How? When? Where? Who? What?...then u must meet him.
Now that he sits beside me i even stopped googling many queries n started asking saurin
Saurin is a simple man who preaches you at all times , he can tell you any thing from y carrot is red, y oranges grow only in summer(i am sorry if oranges don't grow in summer I don't know much abt this kind of stuff) to y life is so....huh ...u need a lot of patience to hear it.I hope i too have such varied talent.
He goes to library everyday after lunch...don't know y....but when questioned he says "To read news paper.".....but as u know every1 makes mistakes so is he ...some times he leaks out accidentally that he read the newspaper that morning...... in fact Every morning he reads the newspaper in his home and comes to office .....so we decided that there's some mystry....and finally made the connection and solved the mystry....everything fell nto place...all threads were joined.... but i am placed in such a position so that i can't disclose it....but i can assure u that it has nothing to do with librarian.
He knows how to get work done....but u know the wicked vijay burra ... i will get my wrk done by him :D(MUHAHAHAHAHA).....it's he who takes permission for my leave .
what else can i say....he is a walking encyclopedia...of course sometimes sitting encyclopedia.
I can't write much abt him right now coz in 2 months i have my appraisal please get back to this blog after 2 months.
He has many ambitions and many goals....u need not be surprised if 1day he becomes COE of our company....i mean CEO.
He is like a guru, did i mention that he is once a lecturer in a college (Poor Students :D).
Where ever he goes leaves a permanent mark there,(not that the mark he left in previous prj. was still there even though they used TIDE).... his COE, center of excellence, never leaves him where ever he goes....i forgot to mention that he even gets mails from 11 years experienced people and 8 years experienced people also work under him...but he is a fresher till last month.
once i read a quote given by somebody [sorry I am weak at remembering names :(....if you know who he was and what the exact quote is, i will replace it ]....it says....."A leader should be practical but must speak like a strict follower of rules".....so is he but the other way..i mean he is a strict follower of rules but speaks practically :-P
He reads books but only those corresponding to saints, management leaders, hmmmmmmm.
He really is a great motivator n acts according to predefined set of rules.....i don't know who set those rules...may b god / may b his girl friend... i don't know.
Saurin this was just a blog not intended to hurt your feelings ...if u feel bad then i ...i ...i am ...really...sorry.......................................................did i say sorry?.... crap....never mind.....i will be too happy to hurt u MUHAHAHAHA.... please don't let this effect my appraisal...but i don't mind if you take this seriously and release me from the project....or transfer me to some remote location like hyderabad.....i will seriously accept that kind of punishment.Since i Respect u...as sincerely as i ever did from the bottom of my heart...... BOSS IS ALWAYS RIGHT.
Disclaimer : If u feel that i am torturing you by writing this kind of blogs.I will be happy.Please feel free to mail me or atleast message me for such feelings will be highly appreciated and used as a bench mark in future blogs to improve my skills.
Saturday, September 15, 2007
Priyank - The Magicman
Priyank, as said by our PL (saurin) is "SELF OBSESSED" ........lol....jst kdding.
He is torturing me to write something about him ....so started writing this blog.
He is a magician and more than that he loves taking mickey out of othhers but sad thing is manytimes we takes mickey out of him.
His magic tricks are really awsome,mind-blowing,excellent.Infact he is India's first street magician....for he wanted to perform street magic from ages......... and also invited me and vibha to be his cameraman ... Man i am always ready to be your camera mananytime / any center.
Any way this guy is my team mate, both of us work on same tool...don't question me "When have u worked??" jst read....
He is my first and one of my best friends out of south India ;)
One of his best magic trick is to change two kings to two aces in your hand and still more important thing is he does this trick only on women , WOMEN BEWARE , u fall for that trick that's for sure I saw 3-4 women falling on him after that trick :)
He can chat with any1 for any amt of time, that's his speciality.
Ya that reminds me of his most important hobby....."Becomming Shikari"...yup he tries to impress every girl/woman/aunt ....when a new girl enters he somehow makes her fall for him...some tricks are mentioned below.....and for that he does everything from changing his hair style, beard, or even lifestyle n chat style ......GR8 man ....keep it up....he even wears superman dress for that....and let me tell u his superman dress was such a grand success that our company's receptionist even directed others to this SUPERMAN...of course every1 was dissappointed that his transformation was incomplete..coz he was incomplete in the lower half......I am sure that if we have had a entry ticket to see him tat day all of those tickets would have been soldout.......
(Sources said that some aunty's were discussing about him even in the RESTROOM!!!!!!)
Priyank said that he even plays guitar n keyboard(Lucky ME , I never heard).
Did i tell you that his crush list....or perhaps his love list.......includes our PM????if not then i am not going to reveal it and i am not even telling you that he changed his crush 4 times in 6 months.
I forgot to mention that this guy even can edit photos in photoshop.....the original photos look greater than the edited ones....oops it's the other way.....really they look awsome.
let me conclude for now with few of many greatest things in him :
He is a lot more intelligent than me...infact he learns from everyone or atleast tries to do that....gathers all the positive points of a person....never blames any1 4 anything..
He taught me how to get things done."Always Say, Never Ask"..this he said when i was about ask my PM for a leave, it worked, wonderfully, for since then i never was denied a leave ...thanks for that :D
Priyank really helps you when you are in need, are you feeling depressed?decieved?deprived?lonely?boring? ....if you have any of the above symptoms you can chat with him and you feel greatful for that.He inspires you.It's because of him and two others that i feel my office as my home.
He is a great genius, when he was given some work, he will defnitely DO IT, whatever.You can happily assign any task to him and go to sleep without any other doubt of wether he completes it or not.
He praises you when he really feels that u did a great job and he is a greatest friend one can ever make.
DUDE i am writing this at 1:50 AM in the middle of the night......please ignore me if i praise you too much. :)
If you wan't to know more about this guy ....then stay tuned..and keep checking this blog frequently for he is one of the few persons about whom i will be updating blog for my entire life...infact i also decided to write a book on him after 10 - 20 years.
By The Way If you are planing any party's and want to invite a magician, you can contact him/me...(Dude profits are 50:50)
I knew, for sure, that this is the longest nontechnical paper/blog/whatever he read....if at all he reaches here without skipping a word above....if you ever do that do post a message....and i will take a viva session to make sure u read each n every line.
He is torturing me to write something about him ....so started writing this blog.
He is a magician and more than that he loves taking mickey out of othhers but sad thing is manytimes we takes mickey out of him.
His magic tricks are really awsome,mind-blowing,excellent.Infact he is India's first street magician....for he wanted to perform street magic from ages......... and also invited me and vibha to be his cameraman ... Man i am always ready to be your camera mananytime / any center.
Any way this guy is my team mate, both of us work on same tool...don't question me "When have u worked??" jst read....
He is my first and one of my best friends out of south India ;)
One of his best magic trick is to change two kings to two aces in your hand and still more important thing is he does this trick only on women , WOMEN BEWARE , u fall for that trick that's for sure I saw 3-4 women falling on him after that trick :)
He can chat with any1 for any amt of time, that's his speciality.
Ya that reminds me of his most important hobby....."Becomming Shikari"...yup he tries to impress every girl/woman/aunt ....when a new girl enters he somehow makes her fall for him...some tricks are mentioned below.....and for that he does everything from changing his hair style, beard, or even lifestyle n chat style ......GR8 man ....keep it up....he even wears superman dress for that....and let me tell u his superman dress was such a grand success that our company's receptionist even directed others to this SUPERMAN...of course every1 was dissappointed that his transformation was incomplete..coz he was incomplete in the lower half......I am sure that if we have had a entry ticket to see him tat day all of those tickets would have been soldout.......
(Sources said that some aunty's were discussing about him even in the RESTROOM!!!!!!)
Priyank said that he even plays guitar n keyboard(Lucky ME , I never heard).
Did i tell you that his crush list....or perhaps his love list.......includes our PM????if not then i am not going to reveal it and i am not even telling you that he changed his crush 4 times in 6 months.
I forgot to mention that this guy even can edit photos in photoshop.....the original photos look greater than the edited ones....oops it's the other way.....really they look awsome.
let me conclude for now with few of many greatest things in him :
He is a lot more intelligent than me...infact he learns from everyone or atleast tries to do that....gathers all the positive points of a person....never blames any1 4 anything..
He taught me how to get things done."Always Say, Never Ask"..this he said when i was about ask my PM for a leave, it worked, wonderfully, for since then i never was denied a leave ...thanks for that :D
Priyank really helps you when you are in need, are you feeling depressed?decieved?deprived?lonely?boring? ....if you have any of the above symptoms you can chat with him and you feel greatful for that.He inspires you.It's because of him and two others that i feel my office as my home.
He is a great genius, when he was given some work, he will defnitely DO IT, whatever.You can happily assign any task to him and go to sleep without any other doubt of wether he completes it or not.
He praises you when he really feels that u did a great job and he is a greatest friend one can ever make.
DUDE i am writing this at 1:50 AM in the middle of the night......please ignore me if i praise you too much. :)
If you wan't to know more about this guy ....then stay tuned..and keep checking this blog frequently for he is one of the few persons about whom i will be updating blog for my entire life...infact i also decided to write a book on him after 10 - 20 years.
By The Way If you are planing any party's and want to invite a magician, you can contact him/me...(Dude profits are 50:50)
I knew, for sure, that this is the longest nontechnical paper/blog/whatever he read....if at all he reaches here without skipping a word above....if you ever do that do post a message....and i will take a viva session to make sure u read each n every line.
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