Monday, September 17, 2007

Vibha - The Vibha

Ladies and Gentle Men let me introduce u to the most popular, most intelligent and .................. the one n only.... Vibha .

Yes thats true she is the only one who solved all the puzzles we knew.....that too without using internet......applying her own brain.......WOW!!!! I need a million brains of my kind to compete with her, a women with a high IQ.....seriously this might be the first sentence with the words women n high IQ in a single line......jst kidding.

She is like Hermoine of harry potter series, tooooooooooo intelligent....actually speaking hermoine is like vibha.

She is one of the best friends i ever had.

she gives a HELL to those whom she doesn't like....so BEWARE, be friendly with her.

I will seriously warn you not to challenge her in any discussion......Never Never Never Never Never Never Never Naver and Never try that......you can never win......if you still wan't to try then first go throgh the following three points ....

  1. Drop down the Idea and be her friend if not go to next point
  2. Refer to the above point.
  3. If somehow u came to this point then it was a runtime error please start from the first point.

(Actually this is a copied logic...but I am proud to say that I AM A SOFTWARE ENGINEER and all software engineers has Right To Copy.In some cases it is mandatory.)

I saw a live example of what happens when you fight against such a woman....our PM was the one who suffered.Let me tell you that this girl was the only one who made our PM WORK!!! ........ That proves that she can make possible, impossible......it seems my grammer was getting poorer day- by -day ...it must be other way she can make impossible , possible.

she always wears a smiling face...i think she doesn't know any other expression.

I always read of dynamic,intelligent,fast and dumb* woman but never saw one till i met vibha.
*dumb is not applicable here

she might have done very well in some stream other than IT...she might have produced breakthrough results in research field...may be she might have published an amazing paper saying "The relation between coded behaviour of seamachusses biliops and auritateous amarchiability of buckminster fullerence "(For God's sake don't ask me what that means....i really don't know :D )......but what to do she is in IT and that too in a consultant Indian company...where support is the only thing which is given importance.hmmmmmmmmm.

Let me tell you that she has a number of "fans" ....i think u understand what that means......anyways the number is uncountable.She is Miss Cool of our office.

Vibha don't forget to convey my regards to Pintoo.

Vibha i am really sorry for the title...but i couldn't find a better title with the kind of brain i have....may b lifeline would b a better title but stilll i thought of other titles like monstrous woman [:-P] even that seemed not applicable :D...so finally i thought this was better as you can have no comparisons.

P.S. : The truth is, as i am writing more n more blogs,my creativity is getting increased and my ability to tell lies was also increasing exponentially you can observe that in this particular blog as it has only lies and nothing but this line is ___________ (Fill it yourself.)

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