Saurin -The Ascetic

I never knew that our company even employs saints n ascetics till i met one , yup it's him ...saurin.

He is my PL ...and so i can't speak much about this person.....u know the reason.....more work allocation....no holidays...etc will be the effects if i tell the truth.

I DON'TCARE whatever :-P

This guy is a multi talented person and can give reasons for everything n anything ;)
If u have a sentence starting with...Why? How? When? Where? Who? What?...then u must meet him.

Now that he sits beside me i even stopped googling many queries n started asking saurin

Saurin is a simple man who preaches you at all times , he can tell you any thing from y carrot is red, y oranges grow only in summer(i am sorry if oranges don't grow in summer I don't know much abt this kind of stuff) to y life is so....huh ...u need a lot of patience to hear it.I hope i too have such varied talent.

He goes to library everyday after lunch...don't know y....but when questioned he says "To read news paper.".....but as u know every1 makes mistakes so is he ...some times he leaks out accidentally that he read the newspaper that morning...... in fact Every morning he reads the newspaper in his home and comes to office .....so we decided that there's some mystry....and finally made the connection and solved the mystry....everything fell nto place...all threads were joined.... but i am placed in such a position so that i can't disclose it....but i can assure u that it has nothing to do with librarian.

He knows how to get work done....but u know the wicked vijay burra ... i will get my wrk done by him :D(MUHAHAHAHAHA).....it's he who takes permission for my leave .

what else can i say....he is a walking encyclopedia...of course sometimes sitting encyclopedia.

I can't write much abt him right now coz in 2 months i have my appraisal please get back to this blog after 2 months.

He has many ambitions and many goals....u need not be surprised if 1day he becomes COE of our company....i mean CEO.

He is like a guru, did i mention that he is once a lecturer in a college (Poor Students :D).

Where ever he goes leaves a permanent mark there,(not that the mark he left in previous prj. was still there even though they used TIDE).... his COE, center of excellence, never leaves him where ever he goes....i forgot to mention that he even gets mails from 11 years experienced people and 8 years experienced people also work under him...but he is a fresher till last month.

once i read a quote given by somebody [sorry I am weak at remembering names :(....if you know who he was and what the exact quote is, i will replace it ]....it says....."A leader should be practical but must speak like a strict follower of rules".....so is he but the other way..i mean he is a strict follower of rules but speaks practically :-P

He reads books but only those corresponding to saints, management leaders, hmmmmmmm.

He really is a great motivator n acts according to predefined set of rules.....i don't know who set those rules...may b god / may b his girl friend... i don't know.

Saurin this was just a blog not intended to hurt your feelings ...if u feel bad then i ...i ...i am ...really...sorry.......................................................did i say sorry?.... crap....never mind.....i will be too happy to hurt u MUHAHAHAHA.... please don't let this effect my appraisal...but i don't mind if you take this seriously and release me from the project....or transfer me to some remote location like hyderabad.....i will seriously accept that kind of punishment.Since i Respect u...as sincerely as i ever did from the bottom of my heart...... BOSS IS ALWAYS RIGHT.

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