Priyanka - The Fastest Girl Ever produced by God

It's ben 2 months that i started writing this blog, but it took me so long only because of the person i m wwriting abt .... induction effect is what we used to call that.

Let me start the story right from her child hood ... as the Legend has it:
Long long ago, there lived a small girl, who once, accidentally, happened to listen to the famous story of Hare and Tortoise, this girl was inspired from the victory of tortoise who won the race inspite of being slow and since then the girl took tortoise as a Role model , even today the girl has the only noticeable character of Tortoise ....SPEED. They call her Priyanka .....Huh man she is breathtaingly slower .... atleast in eating...

Well to say abt her, she is a BARbie girl, looks like one (remember barbie dolls does't have brains).

She is sooooooooo slow while eating that her real timesheet comprises more of lunch and snacks time than the time spent working, there are really a lot of things to say abt this girl ....
she is a real expert in generating errors / issues, on the tool we are working , she created so many errors that none can ever think of if she has to write some KEDB(known error data base ) for that , I bet it will exceed the size of complete reference ....

one of my vague guess is if she writes a dairy than the entries would b some thing like
"Today was a bad day i couldn't even create one issue every thing went smooth"
"Dairy, I am elated today for creating a good 14 errors out of which 3 are Showstoppers"

Can u guess who her fav. actor is ....... yuP RAnBIR (btw is your function module working fine .. she has a wiring problem in her brain.)

Quotable Quotes of Priyanka:

"Mujhe koi bhi heroine pasand nahi hai kyon ki sab normal hai"(!!!!)
"Apne account mein tho ladkiya hi nahi hai"
Once a juice glass of some1 fell down and was broken to pieces, some1 told this to Priyanka and Megha their first question was "arre Juice bhi gir gaya kya??"
the only best thing she ever said is when asked abt what she does is she has to recruit some1 similar to her ...she said "ppl like me deserve better opertunities so i won't recruit for this position"
What If:
There were a lot of scenarios abt what if Priyanka had become a.....
Airhostess: Before she asks passenger to tie their seat belt, the flight lands.
Pilot: before the flight gathers speed for take-off, the fuel tank will be empty
Guest in a Candle light dinner: The bill for candles will be more than the amount spent on her Food.
Architect: By the time the design completes the earlier part would be a Antique.
Doctor: By the time operation completes,the patiend would be out of anasthesia effect.
Teacher: By the time she completes teaching alphabets, student will have completed his schooling.
CFO: By the time she releases Quater results, every other company would have released next quater results.
(Enough !!!! I couldn't handle this any more)

Priyanka invents new ways to rid herself of boredom ....3 cheers for that ... I really appreciate that, for example consider the case of getting bored due to routine wrk in our prj.... what she does is .... brings around 10 - 20 ants inher handbag every day, keeps the bag on the desk and the moment an ant comes out she kills it like a war hero ...sry war heroine .... sorry war hero is the crct thing .... so she keeps herself busy and increases her speed day by day ...there by setting examples for others .... i really appreciate that...

people die for her friendship .... never knew why ....

She is the Devil's Advocate ... may not be as good as Karan Thappar but she just judges wethear a person is devil or not [;)] ...ppl come to her and appeal saying they are not Devils.

Well now few more good things abt her:

She is really a cool girl ...takes everything sportively ..... no matter how much fun u make of her she just acknowledges it with a smile (it's true but adding in this blog to remind her to be sportive and not to kill me for such a wonderfull blog) .....ofcourse shoots back with her own witty statements when the time is good for her.

A bit Emotional ......

Never saw anger in her face .... Not even after reading this blog .....

No attitute and no Arrogance really a cool girl.

Sit with her and listen , you hardly get a chance to speak, but you will never feel bored.
Never lets problems come towards her ......

Finally, for all her fans over there ....
She want's to settle down in a appt. in Hiranandini Powai ...which she liked a lot ... so you need to own a flat over there to really become her fan. ;)

Hope the most forgivable priyanka wouldn't mind my post and takes it sportively.All the people over there you can add more things in the comments section .... Priyanka you too can do that ;)

Hey, listen.... I am thinking of writing a Homourous Novel for a long time but just now got an Idea of making you the lead in that and writing about you stories will be hilarious.... what say .... offer is open..... I am not at all joking it's a serious thing to consider.