Friday, April 24, 2009

Megha D - D for Darpok

Megha D. jst thinking abt how 2 start this post n came out with a brilliant idea of listing all the true traits of M.

Megha is a very innocent girl .....truely .... she is so innocent that
when a Juice glass falls down and breaks into pieces she gets surprised to know that even the juice fell out ...

she is so innocent that she thinks the spelling of DESKTOP is DEKSTOP and calls it so ....

Someone once said that if you ask Megha what a cocktail is she questions you back asking "Is it a Vegeterian thing or Non-Veg.?"

she is so innocent that , sitting beside our account manager, she shouts that " I am going on a 8 day leave" and makes it sound like she is going on a 1 month leave while it's just a 3 day leave ..... Megha, keep it up ...India needs ppl like you.

A Hardcore fan of Raj Thakarey ... first person I ever encountered, who admires a politician ...that too Raj thakarey of all the politicians.

Best thing is when she joined as a fresher ...whenever she gets a phone call ... she just goes under a desk to speak the phone ..... best of megha

when we, myself and our PL, spotted her in the canteen (this is the 2nd or 3rd day when she joined our project), with her friends, the next moment she is gone!!! disappeared from he chair .... she actually ran back to office and started working !!! just becoz her PL spotted her taking breakfast .... actually we too cae to have our breakfast :)

The only thing she does is Taking and Giving KT(Knowledge Transfer) .... nothing else ....really ntn else

How To Impress Megha:-
Makeover yourself to looklike Priyanka.(The one Refered in the post below this)
Become a hero just by offering your seat in a bus to someone else.
(Note: She blushes by looking at the ground ....so if you, at any time see her looking at the ground it means only one thing .... she is blushing )

Whenever she says she is on fruit diet, it means that she actually is on cadbury's fruit and nut diet nothing more ntn less.

but one thing is she is hardworker ..... of course the wrk comes rarely towards her.. i guess she scares client by taking raj thakarey's name ... u might not believe it but she even attends the speeches and public deemonstration of Raj Thakarey ... if i write more about that you might get confused about the purpose of this post and think that this post is about Raj not abt Megha

Man I just wish that i knew more words to describe her memory ...
she forgets her employee id when she returns back just after a 5 day leave.
she forgets what she wants to speak before the words travel from her brain to mouth and there by adds a default sentence "mein kya bol rahi thi ... " and then tries to remember those words ...so you won't miss much even if you start listening to her 2 minutes after she starts speaking.
She goes to the library and asks for a book giving the following descriptions:
Colour: Red
Size : "About the size of my Palm"
Author: Don't know
Title : Don't know
Width : less than an inch (Haven't dared to ask the if she knows what an Inch is)
Publication : Don't Know

Reaction of her BF (Best Friend) after reading the blog-
Priyanka Hosmani: sahi
Priyanka Hosmani: i'm so j
Priyanka Hosmani: i feel u know megha more than i do....

Well to conclude this i just say that she is a innocent,Hard working,focussed(focussed on her career) and a good listner as well as a good teacher but such a good conclusion isn't my kind of a job but you people just Bewave ...sry Beware coz she did her schooling in a palace(her school is nothing but once a palace of a king) and as myth says, she also learned Horse riding, sword fighting, etc over there ..... if it weren't for gandhiji , she would have become a Rani Laxmi Bhai-2 and might have fought britishers out of India.... hope she spares me for writing such a blog.

She must be expecting this sentence all the time so including this at the end:
Megha can be described in marathi as - "Ghabrat marathi porigi" / "Darpok Marathi Manoos".

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Vijay.... I think you should become a script writer for hindi comedy movies.. I could not control my self laughing...

About Megha.. I have meet her just couple of times.. but I still remember her dance during the family day celebration..:) more then dancing she was getting embarrassed by the way her partner was dancing and after every step she used to cover her face out of embarrassment.. hahaha…

Megha..one request.. please do not complain to Raj about me.. You can go ahead if you wanna do it for Vijay.. :)

Arcturus said...

What on earth is : Rani Laxmi "Bhai" :D :P

Unknown said...

"Life of an Unknown" very well titled bharath! Just by reading your blog I am really looking forward to meet these people and know more about them.
Infact I never seen this color of yours until I read this blog.

Interesting to know about Megha...
hmm. Although I never met her,from the way bharath described her, I feel she is more like me..
"she forgets her employee id when she returns back just after a 5 day leave" U are far better than me megha..I forget the work that I left on friday when I come back on monday..
I love this 1:she forgets what she wants to speak before the words travel from her brain to mouth and there by adds a default sentence "mein kya bol rahi thi ... "
I like her innocence about being shocked when juice fell off a broken glass..and the way she describes a book in the library...
arey yaar isi reason ki vaje se mein library ko nahi jathi.. aur muh bhi nahi khulne detha..uff